Funny Signs Posted on Church Doors

These notices circulating online have the ring of authenticity—and deliver more than a few moments of genuine laughter
Funny Signs Posted on Church Doors
Signs from parishes having fun—Ombre e Luci no. 93, 2006
Archival content: this article was published more than 20 years ago. The language and content reflect the sensitivities of the time.

Please remember in your prayers all those in our parish who are tired and discouraged.

For those of you who have children and didn't know it, we have a fully equipped children's area.

Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a Mothers' Group meeting. All women who wish to join the Mothers are asked to speak with the priest in his office.

The volunteer group has laid out all the clothes. You can now see them in the parish hall.

The Self-Esteem Recovery Group meets Thursday evening at 7. Please use the back door.

Friday evening at 7 the children will present Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church hall. The community is invited to attend this tragedy.

A new speaker system has been installed in the church. It was donated by one of our parishioners in memory of his wife.

Dear ladies, don't forget the charity sale! A wonderful way to get rid of those useless things cluttering your home. Bring your husbands.

Barbara C. is still in the hospital and needs blood donors for transfusions. She also suffers from insomnia and is requesting recordings of the priest's catechesis classes.

The cost to attend the conference on "Prayer and Fasting" includes all meals.

The parish concert was a great success. Special thanks to the deacon's daughter, who worked hard all evening at the piano—which, as usual, fell on her shoulders.

We thank those who cleaned the church garden and the priest.

The priest will light his candle from the altar candle. The deacon will light his candle from the priest's, and turning around will light the candles of the parishioners in the front row one by one.

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